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July 9, 2005

Volume 3, Issue 9

Random word, snitched from the Urban Dictionary:

daliwali

Kindly ignore the actual documented meaning of the word and go play...

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Running back for the disabled parking badge Cuthbert heard a squeak and a grunt and woke up back at the old cabaret. To his ears the record hadn't changed. This was only the second time he was aware of having blacked out. He sat up very quickly, mindful of the last occasion. Then it was the liberal splash of a drunkard's piss in Cuthbert's face that brought him round, and he had stayed down, confused.

On this occasion before he could wonder what had happened Cuthbert realised his car would have been towed. 'Damned hogs,' fumed Cuthbert, 'damned daliwali hogs.'

Posted by: Dom at July 9, 2005 3:34 AM · Permalink

"Daliwali."
"Daliwali Onyeshmenque?"
"Onyeshmenque barasala. Daliwali gavanaba ontricoosipolipoli."
"Fiiiiiik. Onyeshmenque barasala! Hanimojipolittankoli! Chipasho?"
"Alk chipasho vel onyeshmenque ardigablad. Daliwali hoosh hoom."
"Fabnoshgi! Daliwali daliwali DALIWALI!"
"Paaaaaf. Fabnoshgi retilota. Musamono afififi. Daliwali, paaaaf."
"Enalombalombo paaaaf, daliwali retilota isd higigifi."
"Webon hebon. Waffishapipoppi. Blighartamors gartuniopoplop daliwali."
"Gififi vel guipotun, fabnoshgi tuninod. Yopagin. Rufliyooka distul mopa glipigloprinoty zayc zoin. Anicooo retilota, noshmajinji rith kapook."
"Kapook lillnon daliwali dufnijimip. Goplita donnanokit blishmos trenowplinamlojegifon anicoo."
"Gavanaba wilpolista? Yumiti?"
"Gavanaba yumiti hapt. Abloinikopi uk yumiti hapt. Wuvshin daliwali yumiti hapt. Rujneptyl wilpolista."
"Bornitokit oktrim Onyeshmenque chipasho glirn. Blimovishpopatta unvlopatta Daliwali. Klaflif ontricoosipolipoli. Silk Cut?"
"Kalafden."

*mep*

Posted by: Dom at July 9, 2005 3:59 AM · Permalink

My neighbors have a dog that sings. That wouldn't be so bad, but it only knows one song, the Homer and Jethro version of 'How Much Is That Hound Dawg In The Winder?'. And it's constant, over and over, at all hours of the day and night. It's driving me mad.

The neighbors are a very nice Pakistani couple, and I've asked them several times to either make it stop, or get rid of it, or even teach it some new songs, for variety. Nothing works. So it looks like I'm stuck hearing that singing Daliwali poodle all the day.

Posted by: hnumpah at July 9, 2005 6:32 AM · Permalink

“Daliwali,” the child said, pointing at himself.

Brother Kensang placed a hand on the boy’s thin shoulder and looked at the High Regent. “Well?” he asked. “Could this be the one?”

The High Regent was the only man who was allowed read the forbidden texts and know the prophesied signs of their spiritual leader’s reincarnation. But after four long years of climbing treacherous narrow mountain trails and studying each eligible child, he was getting tired of it all.

“Daliwali,” repeated the child.

The High Regent sighed. “Close enough,” he declared. And all of Tibet celebrated the return of His Holiness.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at July 9, 2005 10:56 AM · Permalink

“Ok, now it says to pick a magic word,” Kevin looked up, “Pick a good one, dude!”

Mike looked to the stacks of books on magic they had nicked from library and the creepy used book place. “50 Secrets of Magic Craftsmanship” ... well it hadn’t been any help in what they wanted …

“Dude! Hurry, the fire’s goin’ out!”

“Ok… Dali… daliwali!”

They had just slipped down from the treehouse when they heard Susie screaming to Kevin’s mom.

“Mommy! They took my dollywolly! Kevin’s a poopyhead!”

Mike fled in horror from his friend now reduced to a steaming pile of dung.

Posted by: Darleen at July 9, 2005 12:49 PM · Permalink

When it finally happened, it wasn't anything like the movies. They just showed up one day and began setting up their habitat on the moon. They appeared to be vaguely bemused by our presence, but seemingly friendly enough.

We soon set up a form of trade. Some of Earth's scientists began to learn their language, while they settled the surface of the moon.

They had just set up their first colony in the antartic when we finally learned how to read the plaque they set up when they arrived.

"We claim this system in the name of DaliWali", it said.

Posted by: Gahrie at July 9, 2005 8:52 PM · Permalink