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July 31, 2005

Ted: The Left Window, Flying East

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the left windows, you can see the Monument. Built in secret during the crazy years, the Monument was kept hidden to protect it from the courts who were bent on seizing private property. The dream of one man made possible it's public display. We all know the story of how Johnny Able and the 1776ers took the Court and was finally able to re-institute Constituional Law. The self-evident truth of the pursuit of happiness is embodied in the Monument, made of gold to last forever.

And if you look out the right-hand windows..."

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I'd look "out OF the left windows", or "out OF any windows", if you don't mind my correction, otherwise I loved the dry but rather compassionate account of yours on the issue.


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