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July 19, 2005

Tanya: Advice

Ben stared in wonder at Gary's costume for the toga party, as Henry encouraged him. Henry knew everything there was to know about women. After all, he had been the captain of the football team in their hometown of Preacher's Pass. Now at Ole Miss, the other freshmen still followed his advice to the letter.

"I'm tellin' you man, chicks dig smart, sensitive guys who like kids. Guys that're in touch with their inner child."

"Uh-huh," Ben agreed, fascinated.

Gary took another swig from the bottle of Jack. "Winnie-the-Pooh sheets, check. Pocket protector, check. Smurfs necklace, check. Prepare for poontang."

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Comments

The guy in brown has monkeys on his toga. I love this picture...

Posted by: Tanya at July 19, 2005 6:41 PM · Permalink