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July 6, 2005

From the Comments: Hubris

My name is Vinnie, and man, I am about to score some bush.

My profession: Notorious pussy hound. And I’m loaded for freakin' bear tonight. My weapons: Drakkar, a one hundred percent silk shirt, and the God-given ability to dance.

Look out ladies, because I am a fucking machine. I will dazzle you with my witty banter. Looking like me should be against the law. I will also purchase a beverage for you.

Just enjoy, and be grateful that I have given you the benefit of the Vinnie experience. Believe me, your bush will thank you later. Let’s get romantic.

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