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June 14, 2005
Tanya: True evil
He didn't want to see it, he insisted to himself. Yet he was strangely... compelled. Others survived, though admittedly, not all of them had retained their sanity in the aftermath.
In the same way that he could never resist taking a sip from a carton of spoiled milk, just to see how bad it actually was, he couldn't stop now.
It occurred to him that he might see scenes now that would shatter him forever. No matter: he had to know. He googled until he found it, and began the download. The Rosie O'Donnell Honeymoon Video. The horror. The horror.
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Comments
How the heck is mine at +6 and this one's at only +3? Some people have awful taste.
Posted by: Laurence Simon at June 14, 2005 10:02 AM · Permalink
You know, I'm still so bitter about my Dread Pirate Roberts entry only getting +3, I've given up on the ratings entirely.
Posted by: Tanya at June 14, 2005 10:05 AM · Permalink
Only +3?
Inconceivable!
Posted by: Jim Parkinson at June 14, 2005 10:42 AM · Permalink
I'm never going to recover from the harsh treatment given to my "cream of pimple soup" story.
In fact, I might just have to work on a sequel.
Posted by: andy at June 14, 2005 11:40 AM · Permalink
Cream of Pimple Soup II: First Pus.
I want the film rights, for inspiring you.
Posted by: Tanya at June 14, 2005 11:43 AM · Permalink
Quick question, Andy. When you heat up Cream of Pimple soup do you have to bring it to a boil?
Posted by: Jim Parkinson at June 14, 2005 12:04 PM · Permalink
How do I take that comment away?
Posted by: Jim Parkinson at June 14, 2005 12:07 PM · Permalink
Jim - it depends on how thick you like it. A good boil, then simmered for a few, makes for a pleasant consistency.
As pleasant as you'll get with pimple soup anyway.
Tanya - if and when the film is made, you're in the money. Maybe. I'm sure they'll find someway to split the $8.50 I spend to see it.
Posted by: andy at June 14, 2005 12:22 PM · Permalink
Andy - BOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: Laurence Simon at June 14, 2005 12:56 PM · Permalink