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May 28, 2005

Michele: God Hates Us All

My rage has become too big to hold. Unleashed, it swirls and circles. It engulfs the world as a malevolent sky.

I spit acid rain. I breathe fire and cities erupt. Bloated, black clouds follow me.

I'm all monster now, bellowing out wind, filling canyons with my acrid piss.

My rampage tires me.

I rest at a supermarket, lay down in aisle 6 - cereal and holy votive candles. Jesus and Mary stare at me. I fall asleep between the Apple Jacks and Corn Pops, and when I wake my neck is stiff and everyone is gone.


I’m sorry.

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I couldn't help but notice what cereals you collapsed between...

Still searching for the last saberspoon, are you?

Posted by: Keiran Halcyon at May 28, 2005 10:12 AM · Permalink

Wow. That was totally subconcious.

Nice pick up, Keiran.

/hangs head in shame

Posted by: michele at May 28, 2005 10:20 AM · Permalink

Check before you post!