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April 22, 2009

Stacy: Choices

“What’s the difference? They all look alike after midnight.”

“That so isn’t true. Also, crude.”

“Aw, c’mon baby, don’t be so sensitive.”

“Sensitive? I’ll stick my sensitive foot up your ass and we’ll see who’s all ‘sensitive’ then.”

“Whoa, come on! I was joking! It’s a time-honored guy joke, designed to illustrate the similarities between…”

“I KNOW what it means, dammit, I wasn’t born yesterday. It’s still rude.”

“Baby, you knew who I was when you married me. You know my checkered past. You also know that I love you, and only you.”

“Just pick out a damned kitten, Jack.”

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