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April 15, 2009

Jeff R: The Collector's Solo

Some find
A fine
Applied to every kind
Of purchase, or activity's too onerous to bear
But be aware
Of the undoubtable facts:
There's nothing that's too trivial to tax!

We'll charge a penny for your loafers,
And to keep away the gophers,
That's weekly dime, tacked on your yearly price.

And look: you rushed right through your shave
A pity that you didn't save
I'd say that half a cent per whisker will suffice.

I see you say 'that's splitting hairs,'
And I agree, so to be fair
I guess I'll simply have to charge you for them twice!

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