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March 10, 2009
Stacy: All You Can Eat Buffet
“Younglings, these are called hu-mans.”
Comnard Vertnor extended a tentacle towards the viewscreen currently displaying a feed from the My-Ami Beech monitoring station. The younglings waved their eyestalks curiously. These hu-mans were varying shades of brown and red, dotted here and there with brightly colored pieces of Clo Thing.
The Comnard continued, “See how the light from the system primary colors their skins? This is known as ‘caramelization.’ This results in a much finer flavor, and a more crunchy texture in the aged ones.”
The younglings twittered in anticipation. Meal Preparation Class field trips that included lunch were most salutary.
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