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July 10, 2008

Thursday

What day is it?

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David: You Have No Idea

Up at 8:30 because the power outage killed the alarm. Shower. Shave. Dress. Call 911. Drive to work. Avoid the blue van weaving in front of me driven by the heart attack victim. Change lanes. Watch the cop car shoot past. Turn left. Brake hard. Wave at the kid retrieving her ball from the street. Get in the fast lane at the gate. Snag the good parking spot just as Ted from accounting pulls out, angering the jerk in the pickup. Take the back stairs while the boss goes down the front.

“Hey, Bob!” Damn it. “It Monday again already?”

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