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July 1, 2008

Tuesday

Hanging on by your fingernails.

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David: Joisey, Maybe Lawn Guyland

Oh. My. Gawd. So, I went down to the salon this afternoon to get my hair and nails done. Philippe, that nice homosexual boy who knows the way I like my hair, got deported, for crying out loud, so I had to sit for Shelley. I know! I look like she went after me with pruning shears or something. I swear, I’m not going back there again, no matter how much I like that shampoo they use. Well, not for my hair anyways. Gladys is a magician with nail clippers and polish, I swear to Gawd. Just look at these.

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