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June 23, 2008


Overcome by apathy...

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Jeff R.: The Advancing Frontiers of Science

Franklin couldn't care less. By which I mean it would be clinically impossible for him to be even one unit less concerned, about the test topic (Global Warming), the positive control (Kitten Trapped in Burning Building), or the negative control (Price of Watermelons in Tibet). I've got the electrode readouts to prove it.

I made the research assistant check, twice, to make sure Franklin wasn't actually dead, having slipped through the normal checks for that sort of thing in prospective subjects, but he was in fact breathing. So I instituted a new rule.

From now on, no more law students.

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