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May 14, 2008

Wednesday

The map says, "Here be dragons."

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Sealyon: Workers Unite

Yeah, there were dragons alright.

I didn't agree when the government banned them outright last year. I mean, it's as stupid as banning poppies or hemp: it's just a natural phenomenon. Who's going to enforce the no breeding rule with the dragons? You don't see those suited-up bureaucratic hacks getting in some Great Thorny Blue's face telling her she can't hatch those eggs, do you? They aren't about to get that close to an actual dragon.

That's what illegals like me are for. We'll be ready for the coup soon, with an army and everything. Mounted on dragons, of course.

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