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April 7, 2008

LJ: Dedicated to a Co-Worker

"Why are you sitting there looking at me like that?" she asked, concern and revulsion tainting that deceptively attractive face.

"Oh, don't mind me," I replied, my expression and concentration not wavering in the least. "I was just thinking about every single time you've contradicted something I said, or bossed me around when I knew full well how to do what I was trying to accomplish, and well... I was wondering if I could, in fact, make your entire body spontaneously combust into a gout of white-hot flame."

"That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. How could--"

Fwoosh.

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