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April 24, 2008

Thursday

I'm sorry, I suck.

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LJ: Sorry for Sucking

The waitress laughed, causing her voluminous curls to bounce. "No, you're doing just fine. Go ahead, ask for my number."

I smiled back. "Actually, there was something else I wanted to ask you."

"Wait... first, what's your order?"

"Porterhouse... rare as possible."

She looked surprised. "Really?"

"If it comes cold in the middle, I'll be satisfied."

She shrugged. "Okay... if you feel like dealing with the blood, that's your choice. I'll be right back with your drink."

As she bounced off, I knew I'd found the center of the conspiracy. What better place to hide from vampires than a steakhouse?

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