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March 19, 2008

Sealyon: Love Your Neighbor

I'll have you know that I bought my house in 1948, long before any of you were a stain on your daddy's underwear! You can't threaten me with your Homeowner's Association rules! Telling me what kind of yard I can have, what kind of fence I can have! This is exactly what we fought against in The War. And now I have to listen to you yard Nazi's? Hell no. The fence stays!

Mr. Gashley, your fence isn't the problem. We simply ask that you remove the sharpened points. Two of Mrs. Ellsworth's cats have been impaled. It's unsightly.

Oh.

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