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March 27, 2008

David: Skeptical

“Little blue and green planet? Its surface was mostly water? It’s where cows came from.”

“Okay, now I know you’re making this up. Everyone knows cows are mythical.”

“How can you say that? The evidence…”

“Evidence? It’s going to take more than a few patterns chewed into fields of grain and some unidentifiable mutilated flesh to reach the plateau of ‘evidence.’ Seriously, thousand-pound herbivores with horns? Who are they fighting with their horns? Trees?”

“I don’t know. Maybe they’re defensive.”

“Psh, yeah, right. Cows’re something they made up to scare children. Next you’ll be claiming that humans are real, too.”

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