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March 12, 2008

Wednesday

Wait -- he said what?

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David: Learned That The Hard Way

“He said I was stupid, ugly and smelly. He said I was the sun and moon. He said I had the breeding of a Barcelona harlot and the grace of a twelve-toed ballerina. He said I was the first thing he thought of when he woke up in the morning, and the last thing before he went to sleep. He said he’d spent the last week following me and picking out sniper perches along my route to work. He said he loved me.”

“Oh, that’s just Schizophrenic Bob’s way. It means he thinks you’re cute. Just… don’t accept any gifts.”

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