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February 4, 2008
Stacy: Downtown Hilton Conference Room, 4:27PM
“Order!” shouted Wodin, glass eye popping out in his excitement. Munin hopped to retrieve it, and he patted the bird affectionately.
“The 94,276th meeting of the International Society of Myths, Legends and Fables will come to order...”
“A stupid name,” snorted the spider.
“That’s only the 94,275th time we’ve heard that,” sighed Artemis.
“Bite me, dog girl,” snarled Loki.
“With pleasure,” she replied, calmly nocking an arrow, her hounds staring fixedly at the pale trickster.
The banging of the gavel went unnoticed in the ensuing conflict.
Wodin watched and felt an epic headache coming on. Another meeting shot to shit.
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