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February 4, 2008

David: A Joke, by Kevin Smith

A man-friendly lesbian, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus walk into a bar. At the corner table, Banky is regaling Holden with his theory that Iron Man is actually some kind of bondage fantasy, and that the whole Marvel Civil War was a metaphor for Captain America coming to grips with his pedophilic homosexuality.

Holden turns and sees the man-friendly lesbian, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus step up to the bar and order daiquiris. Holden points them out to Banky. When Banky turns, Holden smacks him in the back of the head and says, “Thanks a fucking million, asshole.”

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