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January 1, 2008

Michele - Nodding When You Should Have Shook

A few words of advice for the ladies:

If you are standing in a huge field of ten foot high corn stalks and the nearest house is about five miles away and your husband is visibly angered and is yelling at you and waving a gun around while he yells and then he asks you if you've been cheating on him, well, the best course of action here is probably lying.

My only regret is that I didn't bring my camera. Damn if that bitch's brain matter didn't make for some crazy abstract art splattered all along the corn stalks.

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