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December 11, 2007

Jeff R.: Recieved Wisdom

"Never trust anyone who uses the word 'Whom'."

That was the second most profound things my father told me, right next to "Don't believe a red-haired stripper who tells you she's only doing it to put herself through college." He was a wise man.

He died four years back, during the earthquake. Freakish thing. A bottle of champagne fell off a shelf and the cork shot right down his gullet.

That's how I knew Miss Josham wasn't what she said. Well, that and the tattoo. Don't trust anyone with tentacles in their cleavage, either.

But I can always trust dad.

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