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December 6, 2007

Jeff R.: Another Great Debate

"My grandma had that."

"What?"

"You know, the prevaricate veins. Her legs were, like, completely blue."

"I don't think that's right."

"Oh wait, I remember. It's from English class, isn't it? The parts of a sentence are the subject, the denominator, and the prevaricate."

"No, I think it's some new drug, you know, with a big list of possible side effects like bleeding out the eyes and sudden death."

"So what's it for?"

"I don't know. Constipation, maybe. Or possibly cramps."

"Oh. Either way, I should get some for Sue. You're sure that's what it is?"

"Hey, would I lie?"

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