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December 31, 2007

Monday

5...4...3...2...1...?

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Ted: Survivor: LaGrange III

There were five of us, but only one Suit.

Chongo got it first when Ray-Ray shivved him in the back with a bamboo stake.

Then Ray-Ray got it from Martha. She lured him into her niche for a taste of her lagniappe, then thumb fucked his eye holes.

Suze killed Martha with a rock to the back of the head, then hung herself with Ray-Ray's belt.

At least, that's how it will look to any investigators.

Meanwhile, I will be in the Suit, safe from the fucking stobor in this place, until the network sends the shuttle.

Fucking writer's strike.

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