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November 2, 2007

Michele: The Soliloquy That Should Have Been

“You’re our only hope!”

“Well that’s tough luck, boy. Start looking for another hero, because this one’s done. I’m heading out of this godforsaken place. The Jedi ruined my life and I’m gonna pack some fun in my last few years instead of spending them trying to train some farm boy to do magic. Not for nothing, Skywalker, your father may have been a bad man, but at least he had balls. I picked the wrong god damn side in this war. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna get me some dark side tail and kick Yoda’s green ass.”

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