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June 22, 2007

David: Did Someone Lose A Bet?

The Versace saleswoman looked down her nose at the burly man entering the store. He was tall and barrel-shaped, if the bottom ring of the barrel had given way. Wearing a red and black plaid shirt and blue jeans, he walked carefully, as if each step caused him pain.

She approached him, and noticed he was clean-shaven, with a healthy glow to his face that mismatched the sour expression he wore.

“May I help you, sir?” she asked. He mumbled a response.

“I beg your pardon?” she asked, leaning closer.

The man moaned miserably, “I, um,… want to look pretty.”

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