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March 12, 2007

Stacy: New, From Black and Decker...

Dear Dave,

Please clean me.

Love,
Your Coffee Pot

“Very funny, Nancy,” he yawned, fumbling for the filters.

‘Everyone knows cleaning the coffee pot is the best way to ruin the flavor,’ he thought grumpily as he filled the reservoir. He spooned the grounds into the filter basket and pressed the Start button. Nothing happened.

He pressed Start again. The LCD timer blinked once, then began to flash wildly.

“What the…”

The flashing LCD resolved itself into words… CLEAN ME, DAVE…

He yelped as the pot spewed hot water across the front of his shirt.

I SAID CLEAN ME, DAVE…

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