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March 6, 2007

Jeff R.:The Second Coming

When Jesus came back, the first thing he did was he got himself a great big hybrid van, and he drove it from coast to coast.

After that, the next thing he did was to go on all the talk shows. He gave an updated Sermon on the Mount on Oprah and told off Dr. Phil right to his face. Then he went on Letterman, who asked him "So, what impresses you most about the 21st century?"

"Laser pointers," said the Lord, "I could have really used one of those back in the day. Whoever invented that's an absolute genius."

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