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March 16, 2007

From The Comments: Mr. E.

So this is how it would end.

Years of mollusk research, millions of dollars, countless hours diving, and two marriages had finally led him to this discovery: not one, but two specimens of the legendary Titan Clam, each perched on an undersea outcropping. It was almost poetic that the seismic shift should occur as he was taking photos of them, causing the two to fall in his direction, pinning his leg between their mammoth shells. As the gauge on his air tank finally rested on the left, his oxygen-starved mind found only one word that could describe the situation: Clamity.

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