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December 14, 2006

Stacy: So Detect

“In my bathtub?”

“Yes, ma’am, in your bathtub. Dead.”

“My bathtub is dead? How can a bathtub be dead?”

“Not your bathtub, ma’am. The fat man is dead.”

“Oh, well that happens, doesn’t it.”

“Usually in your bathtub?”

“Usually in my bathtub what?”

“Do fat men usually expire in your bathtub?”

“Expire? They have expiration dates? How odd.”

“No, ma’am, die. Expire also means ‘to die.’”

“Someone was dyeing their clothes in my bathtub? Oh, my beautiful porcelain, that color will never come out!”

“Ma’am, why is there a dead fat man in your bathtub?”

“Well, really. You’re the detective!”

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