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December 14, 2006

Jim: Snicker Doodles

The woman looked up from her packing. “I’m leaving, Chris,” she told her husband.

“Why?”

“You don’t know what it’s like – waking up everyday knowing there’s a fat guy in my bathtub. You’ve put on so much weight that I don’t recognize you anymore!”

“But it’s part of the job!”

She grabbed her bag. “Bullshit. It’s because you're too lazy to work out. I won’t be around when you have a massive heart attack.”

“Please reconsider,” he begged.

“I’ve made up my mind,” she declared. “From now on, you and those elves will have to get your cookies someplace else.”

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