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December 18, 2006

Jeff R.:Dog Tired

It's exhausting work, being the personal dog-walker of Dame Elizabeth Alexis Cordonova, although it pays well.

I answered the job listing five weeks ago, and became the latest contractor in her burgeoning personal staff. The staff contained enough drama to fuel a dozen daytime soaps. I tried to stay out, but when the Cook broke things off with the Groomer, the drama came to me. The dogs were poisoned.

You'd have thought that'd make my job easier for a little while, but no. The Taxidermist had them back on the grounds the next day, with roller-skate wheels in each paw.

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