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December 6, 2006

David: The Big Day

Standing at the altar, the groom surreptitiously glanced at his watch.

The best man whispered to him, “Now’s your chance, Steve. You can still make a break for it.”

“Knock it off,” Steve hissed in reply.

“I’m serious, dude. She’s crazy. Run while you can.”

“That’s my fiancée you’re talking about.”

The door at the rear of the church opened. A bridesmaid hurried up the aisle, carrying a note. She gave it to Steve. It read:

“I can’t go through with it. You’re not the man for me. I hope you can forgive me someday.”

Steve sighed heavily. “Thank God.”

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