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November 24, 2006

11.24.06

It's a Friday, on a holiday weekend, so this is just for fun...

Staying within the 100 words format, list the top ten theme ideas that would never be on 100words.

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Jim: Rejected Themes

• Write about Pythagoras from a different angle.
• Why does the list of crap you put up with now include “emu”?
• Use the words flippant and befell (difficulty – no insects).
• All’s fair in love and war. Describe using nuclear weapons for both.
• Your epic battle against Children’s Services.
• Why do liberals or conservatives (pick one) suck?
• A bear shit in the woods. What now?
• A recipe for disaster (difficulty – use 3 cups of sugar).
• The Stephen Hawkings / Christopher Reeve cage match.

And the final reject is:

• Write about a Bugatti.

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