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September 28, 2006

Alludium

The "incident" as it became known, began humbly (as many of them do), with the theft of our ultimate weapon.

And who would have known at the time that a bunny would lead them? These were dark days, full of uncertainty about the red menace. The Rocket Age had dawned, and only just then were they beginning to sniff an understanding of the dangers the universe would visit upon their relatively young blue-green world.

Heroes and fuzzy villains alike were birthed, along with this sage advice:

Head for the hills folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians

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