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October 14, 2005

Michele: I'll feel you burn!

“I am the god of hellfire and I bring you.......FIRE!”

The rags went up in a flash.

“Heff, the garage is catching fire!” The room was creeping with flames and thick smoke.

Heff and I ran for the door, but I tripped over something. I heard a moan and felt around my feet.

“Heff, it’s grandpa. He’s on fire!” We dragged him to the lawn and rolled him. When the flames died, he rose up and bellowed:

“ You are NOT the GOD OF HELLFIRE! YOU ARE THE GRANDSON OF THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!”

“Sorry, Grandpa Hephaestus. Won’t happen again.”

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