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October 24, 2005

D: Made With Real Girl Scouts

"Who was it?" my wife asked.

"Girl scouts" I replied, pushing another two Thin Mints into my mouth. "I guess they were trying to offload their stuff; I figured it was a good opportunity to stockpile."

My wife looked at me incredulously and put down the hammer and nails she had been using to seal off the windows. She walked through to the lounge and saw the three crates of cookies I'd just bought.

"If you bought all this, what's left to weigh her down against the winds?"

Just then we watched as a girl scout flew by the window.

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