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September 27, 2005

D: Trinity

"Listen you Harryhausen reject, it’s not a wart, it’s just a skin blemish" declared Glenda the Good.

"Looks cancerous" interjected Patrick Swayze's ghost, passing an ethereal hand through Glenda's face, "feels cancerous too."

"Screw you guys. I'm going back to the Emerald City."

Skeletor put his bony hands on his hips. "You can't abandon us here, we're in the wrong movie, and you’re our ticket out of here. A deal is a deal. Get us both home in exchange for 20% of the combined box office gross”

"How do you hold together without sinew and muscle anyway?" asked Glenda.

"Faith"

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