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September 30, 2005

D: Black & White

My moral compass makes me the envy of all who ask my opinion. When I was younger I was always so indecisive and I would never be able to answer a question. One time I peed myself rather than ask permission to go to the bathroom because I didn’t know if I needed to go. But these days I can simply use my soul-searching ability and instinctively know what is right and what is wrong. My wife tells me that I'm so holier-than-thou and moralistic and I look at her and say "yes, I am" without an iota of guilt.

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