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September 6, 2005

Volume 6, Issue 6

For today's theme, write about a fashion show (any kind, any location) in the style of a crime scene reporter.

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Ted: The Dead Swan Caper

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here on the red carpet and we are shocked at this display. The famous Scandanavian pop sensation, Bork Bork Bork, has just been slain coming out this seasons Paris fashion show. The two assailiants are still on the loose, having departed in a large, feathered, Rolls-Royce. These two were dressed in bizzare swan costumes similar to the ones the singer wore a few years ago in that famous fashion disaster. But these costumes were headless and covered in gore. As they gunned her down in cold blood, one was heard to scream "Quack now bitch!"

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