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August 22, 2005

Ted: Crossed Words

Dirk dove for the dagger as the foul felon fiercely fumed.

"Finished with the theatrics then?" queried the quorum of corrupt conquistadors. "On with the acrobatics. Rout this rotter, Ranger."

The rude ranger cum criminal danced directly to Dirk, blade at the ready, disgrace as his destiny.

"You can still turn back old friend, you can return with me and have the King's pardon. I would hate to have to kill you now," Dirk doged as Ranger's rapier ripped past his ear.

"Or I can behead you, and bide in the Vale of Alliteration forever!" the dastard deigned to taunt.

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