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July 19, 2005

Stacy: The Past

"Daddy?"

"Yes, son?"

"Are these crazy people?"

"Yes, son, I'm afraid they are."

"Why?"

"Well, because they drank too much crazy juice one night and thought raiding the fabric and craft section of the local Wal-Mart was a good idea. Little did they know that would lead to more drinking of crazy juice, climbing on top of the local Wendy's, and urinating on a motorcycle cop."

"What's uur-i-na..."

"Nevermind, son. What's important is those guys lived through that experience, learned a little something, and promised Mommy they will never do anything like that again."

"Promised Mo….?”

“Go to sleep, son.”

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