« Stacy: That's What You Get | Main | Volume 3, Issue 12 »

July 11, 2005

From the Comments: Captain Wrath

“I got a degree in Meteorology for THIS!?”
“You’re doing great,” says Barry in my earpiece.
“I am standing out in the open in gale force winds, in driving rain, holding a microphone…”
“Looking good. 10 seconds to your hit.”
“I look like a freaking metal patient.”
“Where’s your raincoat?”
“IT BLEW OFF, BARRY! OWW! Sunnuva-”
“What?”
“My pants. Flying branch snagged my pants and ripped them off.”
“No problem. We’ll take a medium shot. 5 seconds!”
“I’m not wearing underwear, Barry.”
“Ewww. Okay, tight shot. You’re live!”
“I’m Chase Wethers, reporting idiot for the Moron Channel!”
“KILL HIS FEED!”

Bookmark: del.icio.us • Digg • reddit