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June 7, 2005

Tanya: Stitches

"In case you're wondering, I don't spend the entire workday inside my tailor shop," he added. "It's not all businessmen and bar mitzvahs. I volunteer in the local schools' home economics departments. I even help out at the funeral home downtown, whenever anyone's out sick."

"But, your honor, I never put anyone in that funeral home," Mickey the Needle said, without a trace of irony. "I never sent anyone there, sir."

He didn't need to leave his shop. We had all seen graphic pictures of what he could do, in the back room with a glover's needle and fishing wire.

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