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June 17, 2005

From The Comments: Jim Parkinson

A two and a three. Five.

A pair of binary stars went nova simultaneously. Billions of sentient beings on a nearby planet were annihilated.

A five and a two. Seven.

A new quark appeared and started a chain reaction, destroying a gas giant instantly. The explosion made its sun unstable.

A pair of sixes. Twelve.

A huge nebula turned a startling shade of ochre. A tiny newborn sun within turned inside out.

Snake Eyes. Two.

For an instant, the speed of light quadrupled. Nobody noticed.

Albert shook his head. “Why, God?”

“Because NOBODY tells Me what to do, Mr. Einstein!”

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