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June 16, 2005

From the Comments: Jim Parkinson

He will soon be among us. We know the rituals well and only desire to please Him.

When He arrives, He will provide for our needs and our wants. He will do wondrous things, producing food and water for us. He will create light from darkness. He is our Lord and Master.

We will worship at His feet when he dispenses justice for our sins. We will praise Him when He deigns to notice us. And we will praise Him even when He does not.

We cannot understand His ways. Our only desire is to hear Him say, “Good Dog.”

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